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Suppose there isn't any 'little brother' at all suppose there isn't any 'Painted Desert', suppose there isn't any 'black sheep up on a grandfather's farm', suppose there isn't anything suppose, I say, that every single, individual fact stated is false what earthly difference does it make so long as the fancy still remains the truest, realest, dearest, funniest thing that ever happened to a fellow in his life? Oh, ho! said the Doctor.But a woman! Well, you see my little business was a sort of a bugs bunny buzzard scheme to sell sympathy perfectly good sympathy, you know but to sell it to people who really needed it, instead of giving it away to people who didn't care anything about it at all.That's just the trouble with it.I mean I've found a chance to go up to Vermont and have all my expenses paid just for reading aloud every day to a lady who bugs bunny buzzard isn't so awfully deaf.But you see I still owe you a week's subscription and I can't refund you the money because I haven't got it.Out of a book on the table beside him he bugs bunny buzzard drew the thin gray and crimson circular of The Serial Letter Co.How do you suppose it would make me feel, then, to have you keep teasing and teasing.Aloud? bugs bunny buzzard gasped the Doctor.This is from my fiance, he said.S bugs bunny buzzard.And here's a funny little old silver porringer that she gave me, she says, to make my 'old gray gruel taste shinier.But bugs bunny buzzard I'm mighty glad just the same that it isn't my daughter whom you're going to marry, with all this 'Molly Make Believe' nonsense lurking in the background.I said right out that if 'she' was a boy, why we'd surely have to go fishing together in the spring, and if 'she' was an old man, the very least I could do would be to endow her with tobacco, and if 'she' was an old lady, why I'd simply be obliged to drop in now and then of a rainy evening and hold her knitting for her.Cautiously a slim, unringed hand burrowed out from the somber folds of the bugs bunny buzzard big cloak, and raised the pink mouth mumbling veil as much as half an inch above the red lipped speech line.has 'gone broke'! she persisted a trifle wistfully.